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I'm April, and I'm a chocoholic (Hi, April!). I'm a Taurus but I don't put any stock in horoscopes. I'm in my 30s but I act younger now than I ever have. I have zero kids, one dog, one boyfriend, way too much furniture, several extra pounds, and a garage full of crap.

Maybe I'll update this bio once I get the hang of the place. Then again, I'm a champion procrastinator, so...yeah.

Any Bones icons I use are probably made from screen captures posted by killerweasel, who totally rocks.